Our Menu

2024 VIP Members-Only Club perks = *Smashburgers & beers for a whole YEAR*Your Birthday party hosted at Star Sailor w/ the gift of cake & champagne from us*First access to special releases, including draft beers, proper glassware, t-shirt drops & more*VIP members-only socials & bottle shares. *Custom VIP members- only merch released throughout the year* designed by the one & only Drete CustomsPlus more!

Housemade Snack Mix

Roasted Red Pepper Hummus served with fresh veggies.

Medium Spiced salsa - made fresh in-house. Served with lightly salted tortilla strips.

Breakfast Sandwich w/ egg over easy, choice of breakfast protein & melted American cheese. Served on a toasted bun w/ Stellar Sauce. | $9.75 - Ham | $9.75 - Breakfast Sausage Patty | $9.75 - Bacon | +Housemade Potato Salad $3.50 | +Side Chips $2.00

Single Smash Patty. Topped with melted cheese, Stellar sauce, chopped onion & pickles. Served on a toasted bun | Double Patty +$3.50 | +Bacon $2.50| +Egg $2.00 | +Sautéed Jalapeños & Onion $1.00 | Lettuce Bed $1.50 | + Housemade Potato Salad $3.50 | + Side Chips $2.00

Double smash patties - topped w/ melted swiss cheese, sautéed onion & Stellar Sauce - served on Texas Toast. | +Housemade Potato Salad $3.50 | +Side Chips $2.00

House Roasted Pork + Ham - Swiss & Provolone Cheese - Housemade Pickles - Mustard - served on a toasted Bolillo. | +Housemade Potato Salad $3.50 | +Side Chips $2.00

Lettuce, Avocado, Bacon, Tomato, Housemade Queer Sauce, on Texas Toast | +Smoked Chicken $3.00 | +Housemade Potato Salad $3.50 | +Side Chips $2.00

Famous Smash Patty, Italian Salami, Housemade Slaw, Chopped Cherry Peppers, Tomato, Provolone, on an Upsidedown Bun topped with an Olive | +Make it a Double $3.50 | +Housemade Potato Salad $3.50 | +Side Chips $2.00

Single - $11.50 | Make it a Double - + $3.50 | +Housemade Potato Salad $3.50 | +Side Chips $2.00

+Housemade Potato Salad $3.50 | +Side Chips $2.00

Housemade Vegan Jackfruit topped w/ BBQ sauce, sliced pickles, and onions. Served on a toasted bun. | +Housemade Potato Salad $3.50 | +Side Chips $2.00

+Housemade Potato Salad $3.50 | +Side Chips $2.00

Order of two (2) spiced-up tacos. topped with onion and cilantro. Served w/ a side of hot sauce | $8.50 - Beef | $9.00 - Black Bean | $9.50 - Vegan Jackfruit | $9.00 - Chicken | Cheese +$1.00 | Mixed Protein +1.00 | Housemade Salsa +0.75 | Sour Cream +0.75 | +Housemade Potato Salad $3.50 | +Side Chips $2.00

Topped w/ cilantro & onion on a flour tortilla. *Available Gluten Free | Choice of Protein: Beef, Chicken, Jackfruit, or Black Bean | Salsa & Sour Cream +$1.50 | +Housemade Potato Salad $3.50 | +Side Chips $2.00

Let us take the leg-work out of your holiday charcuterie creations. Includes Salami Roses - Multiple cheese options - and all the accompaniments. Plus custom holiday additions that will make #HOU the talk of any gathering & party. Pre-order in advance for pick-up (Please allow at least 24 hours advance notice)

(Bring your own platter for a discounted rate) Let us take the leg-work out of your holiday charcuterie creations. Includes Salami Roses - Multiple cheese options - and all the accompaniments. Plus custom holiday additions that will make #HOU the talk of any gathering & party. Pre-order in advance for pick-up (Please allow at least 24 hours advance notice)

(Bring your own platter for a discounted rate) Let us take the leg-work out of your holiday charcuterie creations. Includes Salami Roses - Multiple cheese options - and all the accompaniments. Plus custom holiday additions that will make #HOU the talk of any gathering & party. Pre-order in advance for pick-up (Please allow at least 24 hours advance notice)

Star Sailor Love ALL Tshirt - custom design & locally printed - Benefiting Our LGBTQ+ Community. Black design on a white t-shirt.

Peanutbutter and Grape Jelly Sandwich

Peanutbutter & Marshmallow fluff

The Cheesiest!

Melted cheeses between 2 crispy tortillas. *Available gluten-free

Personal size pizza. Red sauce topped w/ melted mozzarella.

Variety of can 12oz can sodas.

Variety of bottled sodas.

Variety of juices - ask your beertender for options.