Our Menu

Housemade Snack Mix

Roasted Red Pepper Hummus served with fresh veggies.

Medium Spiced salsa - made fresh in-house. Served with lightly salted tortilla strips.

Breakfast Sandwich w/ egg over easy, choice of breakfast protein & melted American cheese. Served on a toasted bun w/ Stellar Sauce. | $9.75 - Ham | $9.75 - Breakfast Sausage Patty | $9.75 - Bacon | +Housemade Potato Salad $3.50 | +Side Chips $2.00

Single Smash Patty. Topped with melted cheese, Stellar sauce, chopped onion & pickles. Served on a toasted bun | Double Patty +$3.50 | +Bacon $2.50| +Egg $2.00 | +Sautéed Jalapeños & Onion $1.00 | Lettuce Bed $1.50 | + Housemade Potato Salad $3.50 | + Side Chips $2.00

Double smash patties - topped w/ melted swiss cheese, sautéed onion & Stellar Sauce - served on Texas Toast. | +Housemade Potato Salad $3.50 | +Side Chips $2.00

House Roasted Pork + Ham - Swiss & Provolone Cheese - Housemade Pickles - Mustard - served on a toasted Bolillo. | +Housemade Potato Salad $3.50 | +Side Chips $2.00

Lettuce, Avocado, Bacon, Tomato, Housemade Queer Sauce, on Texas Toast | +Smoked Chicken $3.00 | +Housemade Potato Salad $3.50 | +Side Chips $2.00

Famous Smash Patty, Italian Salami, Housemade Slaw, Chopped Cherry Peppers, Tomato, Provolone, on an Upsidedown Bun topped with an Olive | +Make it a Double $3.50 | +Housemade Potato Salad $3.50 | +Side Chips $2.00

Single - $11.50 | Make it a Double - + $3.50 | +Housemade Potato Salad $3.50 | +Side Chips $2.00

+Housemade Potato Salad $3.50 | +Side Chips $2.00

Housemade Vegan Jackfruit topped w/ BBQ sauce, sliced pickles, and onions. Served on a toasted bun. | +Housemade Potato Salad $3.50 | +Side Chips $2.00

+Housemade Potato Salad $3.50 | +Side Chips $2.00

Order of two (2) spiced-up tacos. topped with onion and cilantro. Served w/ a side of hot sauce | $8.50 - Beef | $9.00 - Black Bean | $9.50 - Vegan Jackfruit | $9.00 - Chicken | Cheese +$1.00 | Mixed Protein +1.00 | Housemade Salsa +0.75 | Sour Cream +0.75 | +Housemade Potato Salad $3.50 | +Side Chips $2.00

Topped w/ cilantro & onion on a flour tortilla. *Available Gluten Free | Choice of Protein: Beef, Chicken, Jackfruit, or Black Bean | Salsa & Sour Cream +$1.50 | +Housemade Potato Salad $3.50 | +Side Chips $2.00

Star Sailor Love ALL Tshirt - custom design & locally printed - Benefiting Our LGBTQ+ Community. Black design on a white t-shirt.

Peanutbutter and Grape Jelly Sandwich

Peanutbutter & Marshmallow fluff

The Cheesiest!

Melted cheeses between 2 crispy tortillas. *Available gluten-free

Personal size pizza. Red sauce topped w/ melted mozzarella.

Variety of can 12oz can sodas.

Variety of bottled sodas.

Variety of juices - ask your beertender for options.

Let us take the leg-work out of your holiday charcuterie creations. Includes Salami Roses - Multiple cheese options - and all the accompaniments. Plus custom holiday additions that will make #HOU the talk of any gathering & party. Pre-order in advance for pick-up (Please allow at least 24 hours advance notice)

(Bring your own platter for a discounted rate) Let us take the leg-work out of your holiday charcuterie creations. Includes Salami Roses - Multiple cheese options - and all the accompaniments. Plus custom holiday additions that will make #HOU the talk of any gathering & party. Pre-order in advance for pick-up (Please allow at least 24 hours advance notice)

(Bring your own platter for a discounted rate) Let us take the leg-work out of your holiday charcuterie creations. Includes Salami Roses - Multiple cheese options - and all the accompaniments. Plus custom holiday additions that will make #HOU the talk of any gathering & party. Pre-order in advance for pick-up (Please allow at least 24 hours advance notice)

VIP Members-Only Club perks = *Smashburgers & beers for a whole YEAR*Your Birthday party hosted at Star Sailor w/ the gift of cake & champagne from us*First access to special releases, including draft beers, proper glassware, t-shirt drops & more*VIP members-only socials & bottle shares. *Custom VIP members- only merch released throughout the year* designed by the one & only Drete CustomsPlus more!

Star Sailor Love ALL Tshirt - custom design & locally printed - Benefiting Our LGBTQ+ Community. Black design on a white t-shirt.

pickles, cooked onions, spicy mayo & cheese*no substitutions or additions

w/ cilantro & onion

housemade snack mix

by the glass

by the glass

house fried CFS, topped with our house gravy, a side of eggs (your way), potatoes, & toast

toast, avocado, pickled red onion, tomato slices, & arugula

pick two (2) options: spinach, tomato, bell pepper, mushroom, onion, fresh jalapeno, bacon, ham, sausage, chorizo, goat cheese (+$0.25)

housemade banana bread waffle, topped with Nutella & whipped cream served with bacon, eggs, & potatoes

cream cheese, strawberry, or grape jam

orange, cranberry, pineapple

celery, olives, onion, pickles

*AVAILABLE ALL DAY* bed of hashbrowns, choice of protein (ham, bacon, sausage), egg, cheese, topped w/ housemade gravy, served w/ toast -- +jap/onion ($1.00), +avocado ($2.50), +salsa ($0.75)

*AVAILABLE ALL DAY* choice of protein: sausage, ham, bacon | choice of bread: bun, bagel, toast | with our housemade stellar sauce & American cheese

*AVAILABLE ALL DAY* fried egg, sriracha mustard, American cheese, on toast

*AVAILABLE ALL DAY* choose from: potato, egg, & cheese | bacon, egg, & cheese | black bean, egg, & cheese | chorizo, egg, & cheese ($4.00 for 1 or $8.00 for 2)

cream cheese, strawberry, or grape jam